Nothing gets by you. Your brain runs faster than a Ferrari. People often describe you as quick, intelligent, or extremely witty (but usually all three at once). Long story short: you’ve got charm, and girl, do you know how to work it. The only negative? You have a tendency to lose your cool during arguments, which some people may find a little off-putting.

Distinguishing feature: A particular passion for serious documentaries. (Romantic comedies? Yeah, right.)